dolorianwolf:

“Half light is the most violent skill” for sure, but have you considered

my boy can do one thing (throw shit real hard) and is dedicated to the craft

statement-remains:

casualcarnage:

saint-batrick:

purrfectly:

rosesetonfire:

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur “very beautiful, very powerful” at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

basedandfatpilled:

theoneofwhomisblue:

Disclaimer, eathing that much is not recommended

beardedmrbean:

this was like 8 individual slaps in the face

the-ladyguinevere:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:

—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans

—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine

—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny

—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”

Once I said “My gender is whatever’s funniest at the time” and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says “So are your pronouns honk/honk?” killing me instantly

the-bi-bilingual:

cindrfella:

Weird flex but okay

This is the only time that meme is entirely literal

eliias-bouchard:

first-sight-and-second-thoughts:

eliias-bouchard:

souplover13:

eliias-bouchard:

elderlytourney:

Old Woman Tourney - Semifinals B

Lucretia (The Adventure Zone) vs. Esme Weatherwax (Discworld)

Lucretia

Esme Weatherwax

LUCRETIA FUCKING ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOO GRANNY WEATHERWAX!!!!!!!!! FIRST AND BEST DISCWORLD GIRLBOSS!!!!!!

MUTUALS. KILL GRANNY WEATHERWAX

IGNORE THIS SCOUNDREL. GRANNY WEATHERWAX YOU CAN KILL HER I BELIEVE IN YOU

LUCRETIA KILLED A MILLENNIA OLD FORCE OF ENTROPY AND DESTRUCTION VIA THE POWER OF LOVE AND SHE DID IT AT OVER 100 YEARS OLD MUTUALS DESTROY

happy-little-doorbell:

slimetony:

Me on first day as the job interviewer: what are your greatest weaknesses. What are you weaknesses. What will make you break. Am i scaring you. What would you say is your greatest weakness. Aaaa! Anyway. Have you ever been attacked? What would you consider your greatest weakness.

ALT

elias bouchard coded post

natashafromfallout:

outta my way straight girl i’m all about that demon pussy

cipheramnesia:

The two adhd people conversation with both constantly saying, “this is off topic” like it’s okay, this is the off topic support group.

onenicebugperday:

onenicebugperday:

shnemes:

onenicebugperday:

I’ve seen a few ~aesthetic~ photos of rock stacks in rivers recently and this is just a reminder that you are destroying habitat when you move rocks around in rivers and streams.

In addition to dragonfly nymphs, rocky river beds are home to lots of other larval invertebrates like damselflies, mayflies, water beetles, caddisflies, stoneflies, and a bunch of dipterans. Not to mention lots of fish and amphibians!

Plus large scale rock stacking can change the flow of a stream and lead to increased erosion.

Anyway dragonfly for admiration:

Calico pennant by nbdragonflyguy

Everything is something’s habitat. You might as well not go outside for fear of stepping on some larval beetle.

This is hugely missing the point. The idea is to enjoy what’s left of our natural spaces while having as little an impact as possible. It’s not difficult to avoid intentionally destroying habitat. I recommend looking into the Leave No Trace principle which is very important for conservation. Cynicism doesn’t help anything.

You can read more about Leave No Trace here.

A few rock stacks here and there wouldn’t have much of an impact alone. But in parks that see thousands or even millions of visitors each year, when you have people like you saying, “sure, literal scientists and park rangers are telling me not to do this, but surely that doesn’t apply to ME,” the effect is huge. Please attempt to see the bigger picture. You are not so special that YOU get to ignore the rules and continue intentionally destroying habitat even after you’ve been told it’s harmful.